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Everyone knows that sex is awesome. It's a good time - that can't be denied. But there are risks and when there's an unplanned pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease, it stops being a good time. Keep things fun by being safe. It's easy and, frankly, it's pretty sexy.

One thing that isn't sexy is having sex while your roommate is in the room. Do the polite thing - sexile them!

• If you've had a few cocktails and you're not thinking clearly
• Anytime you're having sex with a new partner
• When you weren't sure if you were going to have sex or not
• When your partner is really hot
• If your partner is not so hot
• EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU HAVE SEX

'R' from Boston

My room mate was always having really loud sex in the room next door to mine. The walls were so thin!! she drove me nuts and I never got enough sleep - but I was always too embarassed to go knock on the door - or talk about it at all. I wish I had the guts to say something - but she got up to some kinky shit and I didn't know what to say.

'Bambam' from LA just wrote

My friend Don is always just showing up at my house late at night when he's too trashed to go home. Normally its cool, but this one night I had a new friend over. I just got one room that opens out to the outside, so Ii made him sleep outside on the porch. it was cold, but he was drunk!

I once returned to my dorm room to find my roommate and his girlfriend going at it causing me to quickly close the door. After that, he would put notes on the door to come back later. Other times, he and his girlfriend would be doing it while the troper slept. I did my damnest to ignore it but eventually told them to go screw each other elsewhere. They did, and I mainly had the room to myself for the rest of the semester. It was nice. -anon

Today I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML-anon

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